Remote Raid Viability Index (RRVI)

The Remote Raid Viability Index measures comic friction when telework logic is applied to occupations poorly suited to remote execution. Five components — linguistic fidelity to remote-work discourse, health-precaution rationale, occupational incompatibility, plausibility of the substitute site, and the speaker's smooth normalization of the arrangement — are each scored from 0 to 2.

The RRVI has not been benchmarked against piracy, cavalry, siege warfare, or flexible-work arrangements in other premodern occupations. Reference implementation: Working Paper No. 47 (RRVI = 9.4/10 — the policy language is excellent; the job feasibility is catastrophic).